🔥 Most Popular Jokes

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward.

Why did the computer go fishing?

To catch some bytes.

Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

Why can't eggs have love?

They will break up too soon.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!