All jokes

Why did Cupid open a bakery?

He was great at making sweet rolls!

Why did the electrician make a great Valentine?

There was real spark between them!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener on Valentine's Day?

You really keep me on point!

What did the boat say to its Valentine?

You really float my boat!

Why did the potato make a great Valentine?

It had eyes only for you!

What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?

A slow-mance!

Why did the skeleton give a Valentine?

It took a lot of backbone!

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

You make my head spin!

What did the battery say to its Valentine?

You really charge me up!

What did the artist say to their Valentine?

You really draw me in!