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What did the cookbook say to the amateur chef?

Just follow my lead — I've got all the right ingredients for success.

Why did the blender win the talent show?

It had the best mix of skills.

What did the pot say to the boiling water?

You're really starting to steam me up.

Why did the chef get a standing ovation?

His performance was well-seasoned.

What do you call a kitchen utensil that sings opera?

A whisker tenor.

Why did the bread loaf get an award?

It was on the rise and the best thing since… well, itself.

What did the spatula say to the pancake?

I'm flipping out over you!

Why was the colander so bad at keeping secrets?

Everything just leaked right through.

What did the flour say during the job interview?

I rise to every occasion.

Why did the rolling pin go to the gym?

It wanted to get on a roll.