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Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed?

It had way too many problems — and they were all physical.

Why do parents always carry a map?

Because their kids keep driving them up the wall!

What did the ancient Greek philosopher order at the restaurant?

A Socra-tease of appetizers!

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why don't cars ever win at poker?

Because they always show their turn signals!