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Why did the volleyball player give a Valentine?

They wanted to set someone up!

What did the needle say to the thread on Valentine's Day?

We're sew good together!

What did the cheese say to its Valentine?

You make my heart melt!

What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?

You unlock my heart!

Why did the bread propose on Valentine's Day?

It was the yeast it could do!

What did the artichoke say on Valentine's Day?

I've got so much heart to give!

Why did the deck of cards give a Valentine?

It wanted to deal from the heart!

Why did the flower ask for a Valentine?

It wanted to be-leaf in love!

What did the ocean say to its Valentine?

I'm shore you're the one!

Why did the tree ask for a Valentine?

It was ready to branch out!