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Why did the outdoor enthusiast bring a pencil to the woods?

In case they needed to draw their own trail.

What do you call a deer that loves to camp?

A happy camper — or should I say, a happy doe.

Why was the camping stove such a bad comedian?

Its jokes were always too fired up.

What did the canoe say to the kayak?

We're both in the same boat here.

Why did the river refuse to play hide and seek?

Because it was always running.

What do you call an adventurous piece of bread at a campout?

A trail mix-up.

Why don't mountains ever get cold when camping?

They wear snow caps.

What did the flashlight say when it ran out of batteries?

I'm completely de-lighted.