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What did the baker say to their Valentine?

I knead you in my life!

Why did the glue make a bad Valentine?

It was too clingy!

Why did the shoe propose on Valentine's Day?

It was time to tie the knot!

What did the cat say to its Valentine?

You're purr-fect for me!

Why was the calendar a great Valentine?

It was so date-able!

What did the door say to its Valentine?

I a-door you!

What do you call a Valentine from a tailor?

Sew in love!

What did the sheep say to its Valentine?

I love ewe!

Why do Thanksgiving leftovers make great comedians?

They always get a second helping of laughs!

What did the drum say to its Valentine?

My heart beats for you!