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What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?

Don't worry, I'll take the heat for both of us!

What did the pizza say to its Valentine?

You've got a pizza my heart!

Why did the cranberry sauce always win at poker?

It knew when to gel!

Why did the tennis player write a Valentine?

They wanted to serve up some love!

What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?

You're totally nuts, but I'm still your biggest fan!

What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?

I watt you so much!

Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

What's a turkey's favorite type of key?

The tur-KEY!

What did the pickle say to its Valentine?

You mean a great dill to me!

Why did the dinner rolls form a union?

They were tired of getting buttered up!