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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in a snowbank?

Shiver me timbers!

How do pirates prefer to communicate?

Aye to aye.

What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise?

The plank.

Why did the pirate go to school?

To improve his arrrticulation.

What did the mug say to the kettle after an argument?

That's the pot calling the kettle hot!

Why did the cappuccino feel so fancy?

It was always frothing at the top.

What do you call a tea bag that tells scary stories?

A horror brew.