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What did the owl say to its Valentine?

Owl always love you!

What do you call a grateful dog at Thanksgiving dinner?

A grateful retriever!

Why did Cupid fail his driving test?

He kept making heart turns!

Why was the butternut squash always so chill?

It was used to getting roasted!

Why do turkeys make terrible house guests?

They always gobble up all the attention!

What do you call a turkey that does stand-up comedy?

A comedi-hen!

Why did the Thanksgiving host go to medical school?

To learn how to carve properly!

What's a turkey's favorite classic movie?

The Gobble-father!

Why was the stuffing named Employee of the Month?

It always filled in when needed!

What do you call a turkey that loves social media?

An Insta-gobble!