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What do you call a turkey in a bad mood?

Fowl-tempered!

Why was the gravy boat invited to every party?

It knew how to pour on the charm!

Why was the Thanksgiving table so smart?

It was great at bringing everyone to-gather!

What's a turkey's favorite game to play with kids?

Beak-a-boo!

Why did the green beans go to jail?

They were caught stringing everyone along!

Why can't turkeys keep secrets?

Because they're always gobbling!

What do you call a turkey in a disguise?

A fowl imposter!

Why don't turkeys ever use smartphones?

They prefer to wing it!

What do you call a turkey's morning coffee?

A gobble-ccino!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so wealthy?

It had a lot of stock!