Why did the clock get hired immediately?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
What do you call a bear that lost all its teeth at the candy store?
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Why did the blanket file a police report?
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What do you call a donkey with a PhD?
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Why did the boat have such low self-esteem?
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What do you call a vegetable that's also a plumber?
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Why did the window go to the counselor?
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What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
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Why did the magnet refuse to share?
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What do you call a spider who's a great typist?
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Why did the shovel win the Nobel Prize?
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What do you call an alligator who works as a surveyor?
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Why did the rope feel stressed?
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What do you call a cow that plays the violin?
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Why did the painting go to prison?
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