Why did the convertible go to the therapist?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
What do you call a car that loves to read?
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Why did the old car get a trophy?
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Why did the driving instructor feel dizzy?
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What kind of car does a sheep drive?
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Why did the SUV go to the gym?
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Why did the car sit in the shade?
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What do you call a car with a cold?
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Why do cars hate summer?
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What do you call a car that sneezes?
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Why did the car fail its music exam?
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What do you call a car that plays hide and seek?
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Why did the car break up with the garage?
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Why did the dad whisper at the grocery store?
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Why did the grandma knit her grandson a computer?
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