What do you call a crab that throws things?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
Why did the lobster blush?
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What did the ocean say when it saw the oil tanker?
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Why are dolphins so smart?
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What do you call a fish that practices law?
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Why did the whale start singing?
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
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Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure?
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What do you call a nervous planet?
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Why did the astronaut put beef on the asteroid?
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What did the Milky Way say to the Andromeda galaxy?
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Why did the black hole do so well at work?
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What do you call a planet that sings country music?
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Why did the rocket fail its driving test?
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What do you call a space detective?
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