Why did the jeans feel so blue?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
What do elves learn in school?
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What do you call a fashionable crab?
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Why did the sock go to the doctor?
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
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Why did the zipper break up with the button?
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What do you call a witch's garage?
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What do you call a hat that tells jokes?
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Why don't ghosts like rain?
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Why did the shirt go to school?
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How do vampires start their letters?
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What do you call pants that play music?
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What's a monster's favorite play?
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Why did the scarecrow become a fashion designer?
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
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