Why did the credit card feel so popular?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
What's a banker's favorite type of weather?
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Why don't pennies ever win races?
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Why did the seahorse file a police report?
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What do you call a fake coin?
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What's a whale's favorite TV show?
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Why did the jellyfish start a band?
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What do you call a rich elf?
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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara?
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Why did the dollar go to school?
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Why don't fish do well on school tests?
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What do you call a lazy crayfish?
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Why did the road trip feel so emotional?
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Why did the sailor bring a pencil to the ocean?
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What's a luggage carousel's love language?
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