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What did the astronaut say after crashing into the moon?

I Apollo-gize!

What's a pirate's favorite vacation spot?

Arrr-uba!

Why did the shooting star get bad grades?

Because it was always burning out!

Why did the traveler bring a pencil to the hotel?

In case he wanted to draw the curtains!

What do you call a frozen orbit?

A cold front-ier!

What did the ocean say to the tourist?

Nothing, it just waved!

Why did Venus dump Mercury?

He was too hot and cold!

Why don't mountains ever get cold?

Because they wear snowcaps!

What do you call a space magician?

A flying sorcerer!

What do you call a snowman on vacation?

A puddle!