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Why can't you trust Saturn?

Because it has too many rings and no commitment!

What do you call an alien with three eyes?

An aliiien!

What's a gardener's favorite novel?

War and Peas!

Why did the moon skip dinner?

Because it was full!

Why do flowers always drive so fast?

They put the petal to the metal!

What do you call a lazy spacecraft?

A procrastirocket!

What did the seed say to the soil?

I'm really growing on you!

Why did the sun never go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?

I'm stuck in orbit!

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato!