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What do you call a lazy pharaoh?

A mummy — they're always wrapped up in something!

Why don't robots ever panic?

They have nerves of steel — literally.

Why did the ancient Roman wear armor to bed?

In case they had to fight off a knight-mare!

What do you call a laptop on the beach?

A Dell rolling in the deep — sand.

What did the colonist say about their new taxes?

That's the last straw — time for a Boston Tea Party!

Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router?

There was no connection anymore.

Why did Napoleon always carry a map of France?

Because he wanted to stay on course-ica!

Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

It lost all its contacts.

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

A thesaurus!

What do you call a computer that sings?

A-Dell.