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What do you call a musician who just broke up?

Decomposing.

Why is the obtuse angle always so frustrated?

Because it's never right!

Why did the trombone player go to jail?

He was caught with a concealed slide.

Why did the two 4s skip lunch?

Because they already 8!

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of the shuffle.

What do math teachers eat for dessert?

Pi!

What genre of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop.

Why did the student do multiplication on the floor?

The teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the drummer get kicked out of class?

He wouldn't stop beating around the bush.

What do you call a crushed angle?

A rectangle!