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Why did the orthopedic surgeon start a band?

He was great at setting bones and dropping beats.

What do you call a doctor who can't stop telling jokes?

A witty physician — he really knows how to crack you up… and your spine.

Why did the cardiologist always win at poker?

Because he knew when to hold and when to fold — he could read every heartbeat.

Why did the school calendar break up with the planner?

Their days together were numbered.

Why was the school map always invited to parties?

It knew how to show everyone a good latitude.

Why did the school's WiFi go to counseling?

It had trouble making connections.

Why was the gym class rope so popular?

Everyone wanted to hang out with it.

What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

I'm wheelie not ready for this week either.

Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?

It was tired of being pushed around.

Why did the school clock get detention?

It kept tocking in class.