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What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?

A sand-pianist.

Why did the banjo player sit in the corner?

He was told to pick it up.

Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?

He was always blowing the case wide open.

What do you call a musician who loves autumn?

Someone who appreciates a good fall-setto.

Why did the xylophone player quit the band?

He felt like everyone was just playing him.

Why did the cellist go to therapy?

She had too many unresolved strings attached.

Why don't bagpipes ever get invited to surprise parties?

They always let the air out early.

What did the conductor say to the orchestra after a bad performance?

Let's not make a scene — or a sound.

Why was the harpsichord feeling old-fashioned?

It couldn't handle the key changes.

Why did the songwriter go to the chiropractor?

She had a slipped disc.