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What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?

A black belt in cold cuts.

Why did the volleyball player join the fire department?

She was amazing at setting things up.

Why did the scuba diver get bad grades in sports?

Because he was always below C level.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!

Why did the basketball team adopt a dog?

They needed a little help with their rebounding.

Why was the scarecrow good at lacrosse?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the baseball player get arrested at the store?

He was caught stealing second.

Why was the ping pong player a great employee?

He always knew how to rally the team.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Why do bowling pins have such a tough life?

They're always getting knocked down but expected to bounce back.