Corny Dad Jokes

Why did the biology student break up with the chemistry student?

There was no reaction between them.

What did the janitor say when he aced the test?

I really cleaned up.

Why did the geography student break up with the atlas?

Their relationship had no direction.

Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed?

It had way too many problems — and they were all physical.

Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?

For self-reflection.

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

A pi-neapple quesadilla.

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

It had a really good point.

Why did the history teacher bring a guitar to class?

Because she wanted to discuss the rock ages.

Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?

They always follow the tempo limit.

Why did the electric guitar break up with the acoustic?

There was no spark between them anymore.

What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?

A sand-pianist.

Why did the banjo player sit in the corner?

He was told to pick it up.

Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?

He was always blowing the case wide open.

What do you call a musician who loves autumn?

Someone who appreciates a good fall-setto.

Why did the xylophone player quit the band?

He felt like everyone was just playing him.