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Short Dad Jokes

1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.

Why did Cupid open a bakery?

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valentinesfood

Why did the electrician make a great Valentine?

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valentinestechnologylove

What did the pencil say to the sharpener on Valentine's Day?

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valentinesschoolwork

What did the boat say to its Valentine?

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valentinesloveocean

Why did the potato make a great Valentine?

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valentinesfood

What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?

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valentinesanimals

Why did the skeleton give a Valentine?

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valentineshalloween

What did the tornado say to its Valentine?

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valentineslovenature

What did the battery say to its Valentine?

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valentineslovetechnology

What did the artist say to their Valentine?

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valentineslove

Why did the volleyball player give a Valentine?

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valentinessports

What did the needle say to the thread on Valentine's Day?

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valentinesclothing

What did the cheese say to its Valentine?

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valentinesfood

What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?

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valentineslove

Why did the bread propose on Valentine's Day?

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valentinesfood
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