Work Dad Jokes

What did the desk lamp say when it got a raise?

I'm absolutely glowing!

Why did the office fridge write a memoir?

It had seen things expire that no one should have to witness.

What do you call a motivational speaker at a battery factory?

Someone who really knows how to recharge a crowd.

Why did the receptionist break up with the delivery driver?

They kept sending mixed packages.

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

I'm just ready to close this chapter.

Why did the paycheck go to therapy?

It had too many deductions about its self-worth.

What do you call an office with no windows?

A Mac environment.

Why did the annual review bring tissues?

It knew there would be some performance issues.

What did the whiteboard marker say when it retired?

I've made my mark on this company.

Why did the temp worker bring a calendar to every meeting?

Their days were numbered.