What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?
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From stubborn mules to chatty parrots, animal dad jokes are some of the most universally loved puns out there. These jokes work everywhere — around the dinner table, at the zoo, or dropped into a group chat when things get too quiet. The best animal jokes lean on double meanings: a bear that can't bear it, a fish that's always in school, a cow that's simply legend-dairy. They're clean enough for kids and groan-worthy enough for adults who should know better. If you're looking for a quick icebreaker or a joke to text a friend, this is the category to browse.
What did the cat say to its Valentine?
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What did the sheep say to its Valentine?
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What did the turkey say to the anxious ham?
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Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
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What's a turkey's favorite type of key?
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What did the owl say to its Valentine?
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What do you call a grateful dog at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Why do turkeys make terrible house guests?
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What do you call a turkey that does stand-up comedy?
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