What do you call two barracuda fish?
A Pairacuda!
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What did the dog say to the two trees?
Bark bark.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the riverbank
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I accidentally took my cats meds last night.
Don’t ask meow.
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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?
She was a roman catholic.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
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Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
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What do you call a female snake.
misssssssss
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Ever wondered why bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
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What kind of magic do cows believe in?
MOODOO.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test?
Because he be lion.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrr!
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!