What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and crosses back?
A dirty double-crosser.
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25 Best Animal Dad Jokes
The funniest animal puns and one-liners in the deck.
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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I accidentally took my cats meds last night.
Don’t ask meow.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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What did the owl say to its Valentine?
Owl always love you!
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What do you call an ant that skips school?
A truant.
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Why did the owl say 'moo'?
It was learning a new language.
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Why did the horse chew with its mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners.
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Why did the Easter Bunny start doing stand-up comedy?
He had everyone hopping with laughter!
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What do you call two barracuda fish?
A Pairacuda!
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What do you call a crow sitting on a telephone wire?
A long-distance caw.
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What do you call a dog magician?
A golden receiver.
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Why did the chicken join a gym?
To work on its pecks.
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What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A sourpuss.
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What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Bronto-snorus.
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Ever wondered why bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
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Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket?
For hopping the speed limit!
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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What did the dog say to the two trees?
Bark bark.
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?
A pupsicle.
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What do you call a buffalo at a nudist colony?
Buff-a-lo.
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What happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
A woolly jumper!
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What does the Easter Bunny order at a coffee shop?
A hop-puccino!