Why couldn't the atom trust the quark?
Because quarks come in strange flavors.
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Why do bacteria never win at poker?
Because someone always calls their bluff culture.
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Scientists finally did a study on forks.
It's about tine!
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
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Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Why did the noble gas break up with the metal?
There was no bonding between them.
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Why did the lab rat start a podcast?
It was tired of only running through mazes — it wanted a bigger platform.
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What did the biologist say when he finally sequenced the genome?
It was a real gene-ius move.
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Why do chemists love nitrates?
Because they're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the photon say when asked if it needed luggage?
No thanks, I'm traveling light.
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Why was the amoeba so good at math?
Because it could multiply by dividing.
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
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Why did the electron refuse to fight the proton?
It didn't want to be charged with assault.
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What's a physicist's favorite snack at the movies?
Microwave popcorn — they love electromagnetic radiation.
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
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How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
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Why did the mitochondria start a business?
It had the power to be the cell's entrepreneur.
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What did the catalyst say at the meeting?
Let's speed things up without getting consumed by the process.
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What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.