How do robots eat guacamole?
With computer chips.
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25 Best Food Dad Jokes
Puns about cooking, restaurants, and everything edible.
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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Why did the cupcake go to school?
To get a little batter at math.
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Why did the cornbread apply for a leadership role?
It wanted to prove it was more than just a side.
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Why did the sourdough break up with the white bread?
It said the relationship had gone stale.
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Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?
It was Legend-dairy!
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Why can't eggs have love?
They will break up too soon.
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What do you call a frozen dad joke?
A pun-sicle.
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Which side dish always gives the best advice?
The sage dressing - it's very wise!
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What did the pasta say when it got stepped on?
Oh no, I'm im-pasta-ble to fix now!
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Why was the granola bar such a good mediator?
It always held things together.
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What did the lime say when the lemon took credit for the margarita?
That's the zest of my work you're squeezing in on!
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What did the cinnamon roll say on its birthday?
I'm on a roll — this is the sweetest day ever!
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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so wealthy?
It had a lot of stock!
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Why did the bread loaf get an award?
It was on the rise and the best thing since… well, itself.
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What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?
A link queue.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why was the butternut squash always so chill?
It was used to getting roasted!
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What did the fondue say to the bread cubes at the party?
I'm so glad you could dip in!
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Why was the gravy boat invited to every party?
It knew how to pour on the charm!
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Why did the macaroni break up with the cheese?
Things had gotten too clingy and it needed some elbowroom.
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Why did the rolling pin go to the gym?
It wanted to get on a roll.
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Why did the chef get arrested?
He was caught beating eggs and whipping cream.
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Why did the waffle break up with the pancake?
It said, "You're too flat — I need someone with more depth."
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What did the avocado say to the toast?
Together we're smashing.