How do robots eat guacamole?
With computer chips.
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25 Best Food Dad Jokes
Puns about cooking, restaurants, and everything edible.
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Why did Cupid open a bakery?
He was great at making sweet rolls!
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What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie?
You're totally nuts, but I'm still your biggest fan!
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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What did the avocado say to the toast?
Together we're smashing.
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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
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Which side dish always gives the best advice?
The sage dressing - it's very wise!
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What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married?
A cantaloupe.
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What do you call a frozen dad joke?
A pun-sicle.
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Why was the granola bar such a good mediator?
It always held things together.
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What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?
A link queue.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why was the butternut squash always so chill?
It was used to getting roasted!
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What did the fondue say to the bread cubes at the party?
I'm so glad you could dip in!
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Why can't eggs have love?
They will break up too soon.
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What did the blueberry say to the raspberry at the smoothie bar?
Quit being so seedy — blend in for once!
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Why was the stuffing named Employee of the Month?
It always filled in when needed!
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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Why was the gravy boat invited to every party?
It knew how to pour on the charm!
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What did the pasta say when it got stepped on?
Oh no, I'm im-pasta-ble to fix now!
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Why did the burrito break up with the taco?
It felt like the relationship was too wrapped up.
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Why did the cupcake go to school?
To get a little batter at math.
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What did the cheese say to its Valentine?
You make my heart melt!
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Why did the bread loaf get an award?
It was on the rise and the best thing since… well, itself.
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.