Why can't eggs have love?
They will break up too soon.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?
It was Legend-dairy!
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalapeño face.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
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Why did the cookie cry?
It was feeling crumby.
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Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.
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How do robots eat guacamole?
With computer chips.
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How do hens stay fit?
They always egg-cercise!
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How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
Ketchup.
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Where do young cows eat lunch?
In the calf-ateria.
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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
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What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.
Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!