25 Best Christmas Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

It didn't have a leg to stand on!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?

Come look at the rain, dear!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him!

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

Why did the Christmas lights go to the therapist?

They were feeling a bit strung out!

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

It had tinsel-itis!

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

Strapped for Claus!

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrr!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause!

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

What do you call a broke Santa?

Saint Nickel-less!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What do elves do after school?

Their gnomework!

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history!

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

Try icing it.