25 Best Christmas Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

It didn't have a leg to stand on!

Why did the Christmas lights go to the therapist?

They were feeling a bit strung out!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause!

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?

Come look at the rain, dear!

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

Try icing it.

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him!

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

It had tinsel-itis!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrr!

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history!

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

What do you call a broke Santa?

Saint Nickel-less!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

Strapped for Claus!

What do elves do after school?

Their gnomework!