25 Best Christmas Dad Jokes

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him!

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

It didn't have a leg to stand on!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws!

What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?

Come look at the rain, dear!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claus-trophobia!

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

Why did the Christmas lights go to the therapist?

They were feeling a bit strung out!

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

It had tinsel-itis!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg?

Try icing it.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

What do you call a broke Santa?

Saint Nickel-less!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

Strapped for Claus!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrr!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!

What do elves do after school?

Their gnomework!