What did the file folder say during its exit interview?
I'm just ready to close this chapter.
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20 Best Office & Work Dad Jokes
Jokes for the meeting that could have been an email.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?
It really brought everyone to the table — mostly because there was free pizza.
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What did the sea say to the sand?
We have to stop meeting like this.
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Why did the annual review bring tissues?
It knew there would be some performance issues.
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Why did the accountant always look tired?
Because they lost their balance.
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What did the budget say to the department head?
I'm really stretched thin this quarter.
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What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?
A nap-tain of industry.
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Why did the receptionist break up with the delivery driver?
They kept sending mixed packages.
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Why did the employee bring a mirror to the performance review?
They wanted to reflect on their work.
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Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?
There are no barriers to communication — or privacy.
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What do you call an employee who works in a mirror store?
Someone who can really see themselves in the job.
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Why was the stuffing named Employee of the Month?
It always filled in when needed!
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Why did the office supply closet win employee of the month?
It was always well-stocked and never took a day off the shelf.
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Why did the new hire sit on the clock?
They wanted to be on top of their time management.
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Why was the calendar a great Valentine?
It was so date-able!
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What do you call a motivational speaker at a battery factory?
Someone who really knows how to recharge a crowd.
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Why did the conference call break up with video chat?
It said you're always freezing on me at the worst moments.
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Why did the paycheck go to therapy?
It had too many deductions about its self-worth.