Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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20 Best Office & Work Dad Jokes
Jokes for the meeting that could have been an email.
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What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?
It really brought everyone to the table — mostly because there was free pizza.
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
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Why did the miner get fired from his job?
He took it for granite...
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Why was the meeting room always cold?
Too many frozen assets in there.
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What did the stapler say to the paper?
Let's stick together through this project.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
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Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy?
It had too many unresolved cells.
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What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?
Looks like we have an opening.
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Why do office workers make great comedians?
They always deliver on deadlines.
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What did the email say to the spam folder?
I can't believe you filtered me out of your life.
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Why did the intern bring a ladder to work?
They heard the job had a lot of upward mobility.
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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening?
It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.
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What did the sea say to the sand?
"We have to stop meeting like this."
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What did the resume say to the job posting?
I think we're a perfect match — on paper, at least.
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Why did the coffee file a complaint with HR?
It was tired of being mugged every morning.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.