20 Best Office & Work Dad Jokes

What did the file folder say during its exit interview?

I'm just ready to close this chapter.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the receptionist break up with the delivery driver?

They kept sending mixed packages.

Why was the stuffing named Employee of the Month?

It always filled in when needed!

What did the elevator say to its coworkers?

I'm tired of people pushing my buttons.

What did the email say to the spam folder?

I can't believe you filtered me out of your life.

What did the sea say to the sand?

We have to stop meeting like this.

What did the project manager say to the Gantt chart?

I think we need to bar some of these tasks from the schedule.

What did the budget say to the department head?

I'm really stretched thin this quarter.

Why did the annual review bring tissues?

It knew there would be some performance issues.

Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

What do you call a coworker who tells jokes at the copier?

A real copy-comedian — they're always reproducing material.

Why did the Easter egg get promoted at work?

It showed real egg-secutive potential!

Why did the accountant always look tired?

Because they lost their balance.

What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?

Looks like we have an opening.

What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?

It really brought everyone to the table — mostly because there was free pizza.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What do you call a boss who falls asleep during meetings?

A nap-tain of industry.

What did the manager say to the broken vending machine?

You really need to change.

What do you call an employee who refuses to sit down?

Outstanding.