What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?
A R2-Detour.
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20 Best Technology Dad Jokes
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How do robots eat guacamole?
With computer chips.
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
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Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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What do you call a group of helpful monitors?
A screen team.
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Why did the AI go to therapy?
It had deep learning issues.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?
I watt you so much!
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What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
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Why was the JavaScript developer always in trouble?
They kept making false promises.
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Why did the developer always carry an umbrella?
In case of a cloud leak.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
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Why did the cloud break up with the hard drive?
It needed more space.
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Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
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What do you call a computer virus that's polite?
Malw-'yes sir.'
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To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is.
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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer.
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Why are computers bad at boxing?
They're afraid of hitting the escape key.
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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.