How do robots eat guacamole?
With computer chips.
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20 Best Technology Dad Jokes
Bugs, code, and WiFi — the nerd jokes you need.
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?
A R2-Detour.
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Why are computers bad at boxing?
They're afraid of hitting the escape key.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
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Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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Why did the cloud break up with the hard drive?
It needed more space.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
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To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is.
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Why did the VPN never get caught telling lies?
It always covered its tracks.
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Why did the computer freeze?
It left its Windows open.
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Why did the database administrator leave the restaurant?
He didn't like the table joins.
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Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
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Why did the cursor get promoted?
It was always on point.
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Why did the developer always carry an umbrella?
In case of a cloud leak.
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Why did the Python programmer feel constricted?
Too many tight loops.
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Why did the algorithm go to couples therapy?
It had trouble sorting out its relationships.
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Why did the AI go to therapy?
It had deep learning issues.
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Why did the IT department hire a plumber?
To fix the data leaks.