What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
Sore arms.
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How do the trees get on the internet?
They log on.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
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Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
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Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
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To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
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Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
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Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
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Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
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A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
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Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
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How do robots eat guacamole?
With computer chips.
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Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
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Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
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Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.