Clothing Dad Jokes

Why was the wool coat always getting into trouble?

It was always trying to pull the wool over someone's eyes.

What did the suspenders say to the belt?

You hold things together from below, but I've got the higher ground.

Why did the shoelace go to therapy?

It kept getting tied up in knots over everything.

What do you call a fashionable ghost?

A boo-tique shopper.

Why did the flip-flop go to court?

It kept flip-flopping on its testimony.

What did the pants say when they were too tight?

This is a waist of my time!

Why did the t-shirt break up with the hanger?

It was tired of being strung along.

What do you call a hat that graduated top of its class?

The cap-tain of the honor roll.

Why did the thimble get promoted?

It was outstanding in its field — and never got the point.

What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?

I'm going to press charges.