Why did the fashion show never end?
It kept going down the runway!
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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!
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Why did the scarf never get invited anywhere?
It was always wrapped up in itself!
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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Why did the sock go to the doctor?
It had a hole in its sole!
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Why did the m&m go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.
Then it just clicked.
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From a second hand store.
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Why was the sweater such a great storyteller?
It always had everyone in stitches!
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what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
A woolly jumper!
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Why did the shirt go to school?
To get buttoned up on its studies!
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Why did the pair of jeans break up with the skirt?
They felt the relationship was coming apart at the seams.
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What did the suspenders say to the belt?
You hold things together from below, but I've got the higher ground.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
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How do you steal a coat?
You jacket.
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What do you call a fashionable ghost?
A boo-tique shopper.
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
A slipper!
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Why did the vest go to the guidance counselor?
It had no arms and didn't know which direction to go.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.