Why did the shoelace go to therapy?
It kept getting tied up in knots over everything.
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20 Best Clothing Dad Jokes
Fashionably bad puns about what you wear.
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
A slipper!
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Why was the laundry always so dramatic?
Because it kept airing its dirty laundry.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
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Why did the scarecrow become a fashion designer?
He was outstanding in his field — and had great threads!
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What do you call a fashionable ghost?
A boo-tique shopper.
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What did the iron say to the wrinkled shirt?
I'm going to press charges.
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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.
Then it just clicked.
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Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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Why did the dress go to jail?
It was caught hemming and hawing at the scene!
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Why did the pair of jeans break up with the skirt?
They felt the relationship was coming apart at the seams.
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Why do socks never win arguments?
They always get cold feet!
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Why did the t-shirt break up with the hanger?
It was tired of being strung along.
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What did the suspenders say to the belt?
You hold things together from below, but I've got the higher ground.
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What happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
A woolly jumper!
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From a second hand store.
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What do you call a hat that tells jokes?
A cap comedian — it always tops them off!
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What do you call a sweater that tells the future?
A pullover prophet — it always calls for warm fronts.
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.