Technology Dad Jokes

What do you call a smartphone that won't stop arguing?

A de-bait phone.

Why did the VPN never get caught telling lies?

It always covered its tracks.

What did the monitor say after a long day?

I need to refresh.

Why did the developer refuse to play hide and seek?

Good luck hiding when they always find your cache.

What do you call a cybersecurity expert at a party?

The one who checks everyone at the door.

Why did the IT department hire a plumber?

To fix the data leaks.

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

Move over, I need some memory too!

Why did the Python programmer feel constricted?

Too many tight loops.

What do you call a tech startup run by chickens?

An egg-cellerator.

Why did the ethernet cable break up with the Wi-Fi?

It needed a stronger connection.