What did the drum say to its Valentine?
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Music dad jokes hit all the right notes — even when they fall flat on purpose. Whether you're into classical, rock, or whatever your kids are listening to, these puns riff on instruments, genres, and musical terms with perfect comedic timing. They're great for band practice, music class, or texting to that friend who won't stop talking about their Spotify Wrapped. Note: side effects may include involuntary air guitar.
What's a turkey's favorite classic movie?
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What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like best?
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Why are guitars always so stressed out?
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What do you call a fish that plays guitar?
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Why did the pianist get locked out of her house?
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Why was the music teacher so great at baseball?
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Why did the orchestra have to go to court?
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Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?
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Why did the electric guitar break up with the acoustic?
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