Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?
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Why did the electric guitar break up with the acoustic?
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What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?
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Why did the banjo player sit in the corner?
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Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?
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What do you call a musician who loves autumn?
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Why did the xylophone player quit the band?
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Why did the cellist go to therapy?
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Why don't bagpipes ever get invited to surprise parties?
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What did the conductor say to the orchestra after a bad performance?
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