Why did the musician refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of the shuffle.
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Why did the rapper visit the dentist?
Because he needed a new grill.
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Why did the cellist go to therapy?
She had too many unresolved strings attached.
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Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?
He was always blowing the case wide open.
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Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?
They always follow the tempo limit.
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Why did the chicken get a penalty?
For fowl play.
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What genre of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop.
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What do you call a cow that plays the drums?
A moo-sician.
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Why was the viola player always in the middle of everything?
Because violas always play the middle parts.
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Why don't cellos ever get lonely?
They always have strings attached.
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Why did the saxophonist sit in the corner?
He was told to stay in his reed zone.
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What do you call a musician who loves autumn?
Someone who appreciates a good fall-setto.
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Why did the conductor always carry a map?
He didn't want to lose his place in the score.
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What did the trumpet say on its birthday?
It's time to blow out the candles!
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of a lyrical downpour.
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Why did the banjo player sit in the corner?
He was told to pick it up.
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Why did the music note go to the principal's office?
It was always getting into treble.
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What did the violin say when it finally got tuned?
Things are finally looking sharp.