What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug.
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20 Best Music Dad Jokes
Hits, riffs, and puns that strike a chord.
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What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?
A sand-pianist.
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Why did the orchestra have to go to court?
There was too much violins.
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Why are guitars always so stressed out?
They're constantly under tension.
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Why did the musician refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of the shuffle.
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What do you call a cow that plays guitar?
A moo-sician.
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Why did the guitar player get kicked out of the band?
He kept fretting over everything.
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Why do jazz musicians never win races?
They keep improvising detours.
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What did the drum say to its Valentine?
My heart beats for you!
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What do you call a cow that plays the drums?
A moo-sician.
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
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What did the violin say when it finally got tuned?
Things are finally looking sharp.
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Why did the songwriter go to the chiropractor?
She had a slipped disc.
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What do you call a family of musical cats?
A mew-sical ensemble!
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Why was the harpsichord feeling old-fashioned?
It couldn't handle the key changes.
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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?
” Because every play has a cast.
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Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?
They always follow the tempo limit.
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Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?
He was always blowing the case wide open.
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What did the trumpet say on its birthday?
It's time to blow out the candles!
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Why did the rapper visit the dentist?
Because he needed a new grill.