Medical Dad Jokes

What did the X-ray say to the broken leg?

I can see right through you.

Why did the chiropractor make a great politician?

He knew how to work the system — one vertebra at a time.

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

Don't worry, I'll get to the root of your reaction.

Why did the gastroenterologist write a memoir?

He had a real gut feeling about it.

What do you call a doctor who treats Transformers?

An auto-immune specialist.

Why did the ENT doctor love sailing?

He was always in-ear-ested in the canal.

What did the ophthalmologist say to the indecisive patient?

You really need to focus.

Why are pediatricians always so cheerful?

Because their work is child's play.

What did the patient say after the successful brain surgery?

Thanks, doc — I've had a real change of mind.

Why did the anesthesiologist get promoted?

He always put everyone at ease.