Technology Dad Jokes

Why did the IT department hire a plumber?

To fix the data leaks.

What did the browser tab say to the other 47 tabs?

Move over, I need some memory too!

Why did the Python programmer feel constricted?

Too many tight loops.

What do you call a tech startup run by chickens?

An egg-cellerator.

Why did the ethernet cable break up with the Wi-Fi?

It needed a stronger connection.

What did the backup drive say on Valentine's Day?

I'll always save a copy of my love for you.

Why did the firewall feel underappreciated?

It blocked thousands of threats and nobody said thanks.

What do you call a network engineer who cooks?

A server chef.

Why was the JavaScript developer always in trouble?

They kept making false promises.

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're really my type.