Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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25 Best Halloween Dad Jokes
Spooky puns that are more groan than scream.
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What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?
A lucky stiff!
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What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones!
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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten!
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Why did the mummy call in sick?
He was all wrapped up in something!
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What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller-ghoster!
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What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog!
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
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How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numbskull!
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What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
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Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
It dampens their spirits!
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Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?
They don't have the stomach for it.
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What position does a mummy play in football?
The wrapper!
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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
They start coffin.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.