Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?
A lucky stiff!
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones!
Why did the mummy call in sick?
He was all wrapped up in something!
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numbskull!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller-ghoster!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?
To show off his school spirit!
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?
He made a grave mistake.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
It dampens their spirits!
Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?
They don't have the stomach for it.
What position does a mummy play in football?
The wrapper!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.