Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
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Why are mummys scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station.
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What position does a mummy play in football?
The wrapper!
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How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
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Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?
They don't have the stomach for it.
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Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
It dampens their spirits!
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What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
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Why did the mummy call in sick?
He was all wrapped up in something!
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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
They start coffin.
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What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller-ghoster!
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What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!
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What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numbskull!
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What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room!
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.
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What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?
A cereal killer!
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What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.