Why did Cupid fail his driving test?
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Car dad jokes run on premium puns and high-octane wordplay. From tire jokes to engine humor, these one-liners are built for road trips, car shows, and mechanics who appreciate a good exhaust-ing pun. They're clean, family-friendly, and guaranteed to drive everyone in the car absolutely crazy. Buckle up.
What do you call a car that's really good at golf?
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Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
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Why was the car so good at school?
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Why did the station wagon start a band?
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What do you call a car in a hot tub?
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Why did the convertible go to the therapist?
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What do you call a car that loves to read?
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Why did the old car get a trophy?
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Why did the driving instructor feel dizzy?
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