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20 Best Car & Driving Dad Jokes
Road trips, traffic, and automotive groaners.
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What do you call a nervous car?
A Dodge!
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Why don't cars ever win at poker?
Because they always show their turn signals!
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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
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Why did the sedan feel left out?
Because all the cool cars were pickup trucks and they never picked it up!
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Why did the car see a therapist?
It had a breakdown!
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What do you call a car with a cold?
A Volks-WAAAH-gen!
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Why did the car sit in the shade?
It didn't want its paint to peel out!
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Why do race cars never get lonely?
Because they always have a lap to sit on!
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Have you heard the story about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field.
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Why did the car apply for a job?
It wanted to quit being idle!
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What do you call a car that's really good at golf?
A Caddy-lac!
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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?
Don't look I'm changing!
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Why did the driving instructor feel dizzy?
Too many turns in the conversation!
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Why did the GPS break up with the driver?
They kept going in different directions!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolks-wagen!
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What do you call a car that tells fibs?
A Lie-cense plate!
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Why did the old car get a trophy?
For outstanding performance under the hood!
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What do you call a car in a hot tub?
A car-pool!
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.