Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
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What do you call a car in a hot tub?
A car-pool!
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Why did the old car get a trophy?
For outstanding performance under the hood!
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Why don't cars ever win at poker?
Because they always show their turn signals!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
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What do you call a car that tells fibs?
A Lie-cense plate!
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What do you call a car that sneezes?
An Achoo-ra!
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Why did the minivan feel proud?
Because it finally found its parking purpose!
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What do you call a Ford that never stops talking?
A Fochat!
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Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
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Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle.
Every morning! It's a vicious cycle.
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Why do nurses carry around red crayons?
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
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What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?
I'm tired of this job!
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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
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Why do race cars never get lonely?
Because they always have a lap to sit on!
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Why did the station wagon start a band?
It had great trunk space for all the gear!
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Why did the car refuse dessert?
It was already full — of gas!
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Why did the car fail its music exam?
It kept blowing its horn!
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels