Corny Dad Jokes

Why was the forest so loud?

Because every tree had bark.

Why did the snowflake break up with the ice cube?

She thought he was too rigid — she needed someone with more flurries of emotion.

Why did the earthquake get bad grades?

It kept getting caught passing notes on the Richter scale.

What's a cloud's favorite pair of underwear?

Thunderwear.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

Why did the flower break up with the gardener?

She felt he was too controlling — always pruning her choices.

Why did the river apply for a job?

It wanted to go with the flow.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your fronds — this is going to be a wild ride!

Why did the weather report go to school?

To improve its climate of learning.

What did the soil say to the rain?

Stop — you're making me muddy!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?

Why did the sheep get detention?

It was always baaad in class.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.

What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.