Why did Cupid open a bakery?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
Why did the electrician make a great Valentine?
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What did the pencil say to the sharpener on Valentine's Day?
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What did the boat say to its Valentine?
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Why did the potato make a great Valentine?
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What did the snail give on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the skeleton give a Valentine?
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What did the tornado say to its Valentine?
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What did the battery say to its Valentine?
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What did the artist say to their Valentine?
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Why did the volleyball player give a Valentine?
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What did the needle say to the thread on Valentine's Day?
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What did the cheese say to its Valentine?
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What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the bread propose on Valentine's Day?
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