Dad Jokes for Kids

What did the hypotenuse say to the two legs of the triangle?

Without me, you two are just not right.

Why did the integer refuse to become a decimal?

He didn't see the point.

What did the algebra equation say after it was solved?

I finally found my X — but I still don't know Y.

Why did the exponent feel superior?

Because it was always on a higher level.

What do you call a teapot full of math equations?

A brewing solution.

Why was the geometry book always in a bad mood?

It had too many problems and not enough solutions.

What did the even number say to the odd number?

Something about you just doesn't add up.

Why did the math teacher plant old worksheets in her garden?

She wanted to grow square roots.

What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle at the prom?

You look a-cute tonight… wait, that's my line.

Why did the two parallel lines break up?

They knew they'd never meet.

What do you call a number that just can't even?

An odd number.

Why did the tangent line break up with the curve?

They only touched once and drifted apart.

What did pi say to the square root of 2 at the party?

I feel you — nobody gets us because we just go on and on.

Why was the statistician a great gardener?

He really understood plots.

What did the denominator say to the numerator during the argument?

You're being completely irrational.