What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
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What do you call a really cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
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Why are dogs such bad dancers?
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What do you call a bear stuck in the rain with no umbrella?
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Why did the chicken join a gym?
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What do you call a fish that needs help with its vocals?
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What do you call an ant who fights crime?
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and crosses back?
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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?
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What kind of dog keeps the best time?
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Why did the wolf go to the flock's party?
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What do you call a camel with no humps?
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Why did the dalmatian hide from everyone?
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
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