Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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Dad Jokes for Kids
Every joke here is 100% kid-approved — clean, silly, and perfect for sharing at school, in the car, or at the dinner table. Warning: excessive giggling may occur.
What do you call two spiders that just got married?
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Why did the pony get sent to his room?
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
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Why did the pig take a bath?
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What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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What do you call a moose that plays piano?
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Why did the otter hold hands with the other otter?
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What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
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Why did the cow go to the spa?
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What do you call a goat on a mountain?
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Why did the turtle go to the hardware store?
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