Dad Jokes for Kids

Why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer?

He was outstanding in his field of journalism.

Why did the thesaurus break up with the dictionary?

It found a better way to say 'I love you.'

Why did the coffee shop worker quit?

They were tired of the daily grind and getting roasted by customers!

What do you call a coffee that won't stop talking?

A chat-uccino!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrr!

Why did the herbal tea feel left out?

It wasn't everyone's cup of tea!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What did the coffee say to its date?

I like you a latte!

Why did the Christmas lights go to the therapist?

They were feeling a bit strung out!

Why did the espresso keep checking its watch?

It was pressed for time!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claus-trophobia!

Why was the turkey at the Christmas party?

Because it was already dressed!

Why did the tea bag meditate?

To find its inner steep!

What's a barista's favorite exercise?

The French press!

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

This one will sleigh you!