Dad Jokes for Kids

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Why did the GPS go to school?

To improve its sense of direction!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call a lazy traveler?

A trip hazard!

Why do planes never get tired?

Because they always take off!

Why did the crab get bad grades?

Because it kept getting caught in the current!

What did the tourist say at the Egyptian pyramids?

This place really rocks — it's a stone-cold classic!

Why was the passport so confident?

It had a lot of stamps of approval!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind about vacation?

A may-bee!

Why did the map get promoted?

Because it always knew where it was going in its career!

What did the astronaut say after crashing into the moon?

I Apollo-gize!

What's a pirate's favorite vacation spot?

Arrr-uba!

Why did the shooting star get bad grades?

Because it was always burning out!

Why did the traveler bring a pencil to the hotel?

In case he wanted to draw the curtains!

What do you call a frozen orbit?

A cold front-ier!