Dad Jokes for Kids

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they're surrounded by drafts!

What did the title page say to the table of contents?

You're always so full of yourself — listing everything you've got!

Why couldn't the book get a loan?

Because it was already overdue!

Why did the AI go to therapy?

It had deep learning issues.

What's a book's favorite kind of music?

Paperback beats!

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

You're spinning your wheels.

Why did the reader bring a ladder to the library?

To reach the higher reading level!

Why don't batteries ever feel alone?

They always come with a positive and negative side.

Why did the email feel lonely?

It was stuck in the outbox.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

A binding agreement!

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

I've got my eye on you — all 4K of them.

Why did the e-reader feel lonely?

Because it lost all its contacts — just had Kindle!

Why did the server go on vacation?

It needed to unload.

What kind of books do mountains read?

Cliff-hangers!