Dad Jokes for Kids

Why did the clock get sent to detention?

It was tocking too much.

Why are guitars always so stressed out?

They're constantly under tension.

What do you call a fish that plays guitar?

A bass.

Why did the pianist get locked out of her house?

She lost her keys.

Why was the music teacher so great at baseball?

She had perfect pitch.

Why did the orchestra have to go to court?

There was too much violins.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

What's a sneaker's favorite type of music?

Sole music!

Why do socks never win arguments?

They always get cold feet!

What do you call a car that's really good at golf?

A Caddy-lac!

Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?

He wanted to wake up oily!

Why was the car so good at school?

It was really driven!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

Boo-berries!