Dad Jokes for Work

Why did the tile refuse to work with the grout?

Their relationship was too grouting apart!

What did the stud say when it was installed in the wall?

I'm feeling very framed right now!

Why was the paint can always the center of attention?

It knew how to make a good first coat impression!

What do you call a construction site on a diet?

A lean-to!

Why did the blueprint feel underappreciated?

Everyone was always drawing their own conclusions!

What did the nail say to the wood?

I'm really getting hammered today!

Why did the construction worker bring string cheese to the site?

He needed to pull something!

What do you call a building that tells lies?

A fabricated structure!

Why did the jackhammer break up with the sidewalk?

There were too many cracks in the relationship!

What do you call a construction worker who loves poetry?

A rebar-d!

Why did the drywall installer win the debate?

He had a solid argument and nailed every point!

What did the cement mixer say on its birthday?

Let's get this party stirred up!

Why did the crane operator get straight A's?

He was great at picking things up!

Why was the thesaurus always invited to parties?

It always knew the right words to say — and their synonyms!

What did the librarian say when the books were messy?

We need to get our shelves together!